Yet Another Celebrity You-Know-What Tape
Is there a big, empty space in your DVD/video collection, right between the Pamela Anderson-Tommy Lee size-matters-skin flick and the Paris Hilton-Rick Salomon nightvision film of “private moments”? If so, newlyweds Tony Parker and Eva Longoria might have just the thing for you.
Indeed, the word on the street (or “sheet,” take your pick) is that a video showing the two lovebirds “making a sexy time”–as Borat would put it–is available on, uh, certain kinds of make-sure-the-kids-are-in-bed web sites. The San Antonio Spurs guard and the Desperate Housewives looker have laughed off the rumor thus far.
So is it true? Well, the Blog Deities are a fickle bunch. Sometimes they’re feeling generous and bestow on us humble bloggers enough blog foddah to sustain ourselves for days, sometimes even weeks. At other times, there’s nary a scandal or jokeworthy event in sight and we’re picking hungrily through the gravel of sports and pop culture, cursing the Deities for ignoring us.
Thus, we hope the rumor is true for obvious reasons. To appease the Blog Deities and to urge our faithful readers to do the same, we offer this unrelated PG-13 spoof of that kind of video by Eva Longoria and Perry Hilton (an actor). Watch, then bow your heads and make your offering.
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10 opinions for Yet Another Celebrity You-Know-What Tape
Liberty
Oct 3, 2007 at 10:12 pm
So the kids are in bed and I’m sifting through the adult sites on my bookmark toolbar and…what’s that look for? I’m just doing some research for you. Sheesh.
Yanno what? If there’s a tape, there’s a tape. Whatever. But what I’d love to know is when all the frisky lovebirds of the world are going to realize that video cameras in the boudoir = very bad things. Always, always, always.
Jodie
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:28 pm
When tape=lots of publicity is no longer a given!
The Bee
Oct 4, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Tapes? What tapes? I thought you destroyed the tapes and erased the MPEGS from the computer!!!!!!!!! On the other hand, I could use the publicity.
Jodie
Oct 4, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Hey, don’t look at me.
Sixandout
Oct 5, 2007 at 1:25 pm
{Tip-toes out}
Sheesh. I am way too YOUNG for this stuff.
Jodie
Oct 5, 2007 at 1:34 pm
But Six, the important thing is, you’re being exposed to snark at a young age.
Mike Pedersen Golf
Oct 17, 2007 at 5:54 pm
What are the “obvious reasons”? :)
Jodie
Oct 18, 2007 at 11:13 am
The obvious reasons! Great blog foddah, baby, great blog foddah. ;)
Mike
Oct 19, 2007 at 12:56 am
If the kids are older than .. say about 8, ask THEM which websites have the tapes, and save yourself the time of looking ;)
Mike
Jodie
Oct 19, 2007 at 11:33 am
Sad, but true. Sadder yet? The fact that Pam Anderson has some ’splainin’ to do to her own young ‘uns after BORAT was released.
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