When Kobe Gets Dissed, Sheriffs Get P*ssed. Yo.

by Jodie on June 25th, 2008

Ok, so we don’t do freestyle rap and our use of the plural is erroneous because we’re only talking about one sheriff, but still.

Sometimes we write the jokes to amuse ourselves, people. You know how it is.

Anyhoo, Shaquille O’Neal’s pick-on-Kobe-Bryant rap earned him so many demerits with Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa Country in Arizona that the Phoenix Suns star has two turn in his two badges. (Kudos to reader Pat for sharing the story).

Shaq will be a special deputy and colonel of the Sheriff’s posse no more.

No word as to whether or not Sheriff Arpaio sent Shaq to bed without dinner and grounded him for good measure, but we wouldn’t be surprised.

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