Want to Contact a Celebrity? Enter Our Caption Contest!
*Blushes and acts oh-so-coquettish*
It’s our one-year blog-iversary!
To celebrate 365 days of snark, scandal, and (sometimes) supermodels in the world of sports, we’re holding a contest.
The game: See that paparazzi pic of A-Rod below? Submit a caption in the comments. But wait! Not just any caption. You have to use each of these three “s” words: strikeout, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Sarah Palin.
The prize: A copy of Jordan McAuley’s book, Secrets to Contacting Celebrities. The funniest caption, as determined by an independent panel, will win.
Not stalking. Contacting. Got it? Good. We don’t want hate mail from celebs. (No it’s OK; we laughed at the thought of a celebrity being aware of our existence, too).
So, here’s the picture. (FYI: He’s dining in NYC here, but this isn’t his recent meal with Madonna). And remember: strikeout, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Sarah Palin.
Image: Used with permission www.splashnewsonline.com
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16 opinions for Want to Contact a Celebrity? Enter Our Caption Contest!
Jeanne
Oct 3, 2008 at 9:24 pm
“Does this money bring out the color in my eyes?”
ha ha! More seriously, though, congrats on 365 of snarky goodness! Can’t believe it’s been a year already!
Adrienne Gordon
Oct 4, 2008 at 7:15 am
A-rod picks out his new wife.
Amy Tucker
Oct 4, 2008 at 9:55 am
Holy SpongeBob SquarePants! I can’t believe I hit a strikeout and now I am going to share my prize with Sarah Palin~!
elliott capon
Oct 4, 2008 at 1:39 pm
A-Rod bets his last dollar that now, since McCain replaced Sarah Palin with Spongebob Squarepants as his running mate, the Obama campain is headed for a fat November strikeout.
Mia J.
Oct 4, 2008 at 2:21 pm
After the big McCain strikeout the next republican ticket will be Sarah Palin/Spongebob Squarepants. Remember to get out and vote!
Rachel Higgs
Oct 5, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Sarah Palin quoted as saying Obama will strikeout worse than Sponge Bob Squarepants in the presidential election.
joshy-79
Oct 6, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Listen, I just want to buy the new spongebob squarepants cd, if I don’t I mite stikeout with my new girlfriend Sarah Palin.
glen pollard
Oct 8, 2008 at 1:58 am
I stikeout and spongebob squarepants got a date with sarah palin . I though I’d never lose this this bet! I’M A-ROD!
Brandy Stokes
Oct 9, 2008 at 12:00 am
Listen, I’m buying Sarah Palins house so I can see Russia, and I want you to decorate my bedroom in Spongebob Squarepants or I’ll strikeout with Madonna.
ky2here
Oct 9, 2008 at 7:44 am
Spongebob Squarepants rocks the shrink-wrapped A-rod mask but still scores a strikeout with the infamous Caribou Barbie (AKA Sarah Palin).
Vicki
Oct 9, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Sarah Palin is so square, she even had a strikeout with Sponge Bob Square Pants! Maybe if I bribe her with this money, she’ll quit talking!
Ed Nemmers
Oct 9, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Madonna was a strikeout; it was Sarah Palin who wanted to hunt moose and play with my SpongeBob SqurePants!
Elizabeth Ray
Oct 10, 2008 at 11:03 am
I don’t know what it is about SpongeBob SquarePants, but everyone seems to love him. Maybe if I buy an outfit like his, I won’t strikeout with Sarah Palin like I did with Madonna!
Lily Kwan
Oct 10, 2008 at 7:13 pm
A-Rod hoped he would not have a strikeout with Sarah Palin asking her to show him her Baked Alaska as being rejected by SpongeBob SquarePants was embarrassing enough.
Amy
Oct 10, 2008 at 11:22 pm
A-rod pays for the drinks as Sponge Bob Squarepants consoles him after his strike out with Sarah Palin. Guess we know how he’ll be voting!
R.H.
Oct 11, 2008 at 1:46 am
Sarah Palin vs. SpongeBob Squarepants - who won the debate? who will strike out? My money’s on, uh, my face at the moment. Weird.
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