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June 25th, 2008

When Kobe Gets Dissed, Sheriffs Get P*ssed. Yo.

Ok, so we don’t do freestyle rap and our use of the plural is erroneous because we’re only talking about one sheriff, but still.
Sometimes we write the jokes to amuse ourselves, people. You know how it is.
Anyhoo, Shaquille O’Neal’s pick-on-Kobe-Bryant rap earned him so many demerits with Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa Country in Arizona […]

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June 24th, 2008

VIDEO: Shaq’s Freestyle “Kobe Bryant Lost the NBA Finals” Rap

Former teammates Shaquille O’Neal and Kobe Bryant don’t feel the love for each other, but even die-hard Kobe fans might have difficulty suppressing a smile upon watching this one. (Thanks to devoted reader Pat for sharing).
Behold (2m, 20s) as Shaq takes the NBA’s MVP to task for losing the Championship to the Boston Celtics.

Tags: Basketball, […]

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June 18th, 2008

Top 8 Reasons We’re Happy That the Boston Celtics Won the NBA Championship

We’re a bit sleep-deprived today, having stayed up past 1 a.m. on a work night to do (figurative) cartwheels over the Boston Celtics‘ win over the L.A. Lakers to nab their 17th NBA Championship.
Here are eight reasons we’re happy about the win—apart from the joy of seeing series MVP Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett, and Ray Allen add […]

By Jodie -- 4 comments

June 16th, 2008

Fun With Similes: A Tutorial for ESPN Writer Jemele Hill in lieu of her Hitler-Sympathizer Comparison

Even if you read this now-edited article by ESPN writer Jemele Hill, you still get a pretty good sense of how she feels about the Boston Celtics.
One paragraph begins, “Rooting for the Celtics is like supporting inflation, unemployment and locusts.” (No comment from the Locust Union yet, but the edit is still fresh).
But the jawdropper is […]

By Jodie -- 8 comments

June 12th, 2008

Donaghy Accuses, Letterman Does a Top 10 on NBA Game-Fixing

While many NBA fans—this Boston-loving blogerette included—are excited about the fact that the Celtics are going to win the Celtics–Lakers rivalry breathes again, many are also noticing the big white elephant in the room: Tim Donaghy. Actually, since he was a ref, it’s more like the big zebra in the room, but you get the […]

By Jodie -- 2 comments

June 5th, 2008

Celtics vs. Lakers: Important Metrics Like Best Celebrity Fan, Hottest Wife, and Weirdest Hairdo

Sure, you can read blogs claiming that the L.A. Lakers will grab the title or blogs stating the obvious picking the Boston Celtics to win.
But for a breakdown of the really important stuff, like who has the best cheerleaders, hottest wife, and player with the finest acting ability, check out this fun post on AOL […]

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May 30th, 2008

NBA to Wallace: “Shut Up You Mouth!”

Rocky & Bullwinkle fans might recognize that as a Boris Badinov quote, but the $25K fine the NBA slapped Rasheed Wallace with conveys pretty much the same idea.
Why? Well, the Detroit Pistons forward ripped officials and was a pottymouth to boot following his team’s Eastern Conference Finals Game 5 loss to the Boston Celtics, 106-102. (And […]

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May 9th, 2008

Kobe Bryant’s Wife Wears a Purple Tutu to MVP Ceremony

Friday is a good day to tidy things up, do some filing, and clear off the desk. Lucky for us, the following two items are a cinch to categorize.
For the Things That Are Cool folder: Kobe Bryant of the LA Lakers winning the NBA’s MVP award. We aren’t Kobe fans or anything but hey, the guy did […]

By Jodie -- 4 comments

April 24th, 2008

Star Jones and Dwayne Wade: 5 Reasons Why This is Squicky

The Miami Heat had a bad season, so bad that guard Dwayne Wade has apparently lost touch with reality.  That’s the only explanation we can think of to explain the rumor that he’s dating divorcee-to-be Star Jones.
This is just plain squicky with a capital S. Actually, let’s make the QUICKY capital too because–well, it should […]

By Jodie -- 3 comments

April 14th, 2008

Carmelo Anthony Arrested on DUI Suspicion–Cause or Effect?

Denver Nuggets small forward Carmelo Anthony was arrested on suspicion of DUI early Monday morning following his worst performance in a game this season.
Now there’s really only one question here. Did Anthony go on a bender after having a bad game or did he start knocking back a few before the game, thus explaining his […]

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