July 29th, 2008
Well, maybe it isn’t fair to compare tennis player Ashley Harkleroad’s front cover, um, spread on Playboy with Jessica Simpson’s cover for her upcoming debut country album, Do You Know, but what place does fairness have on a blog like this, anyway?
Image: Used with permission of www.splashnewsonline.com
Actually, the Macy’s-stumping Simpson does look good on the […]
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July 24th, 2008
Question: Why is Jessica Simpson such an easy target for bloggers?
A. She says stupid things on television, be it an interview or, once upon a time, any one of numerous head-scratching moments from “Newlyweds.”
B. She says stupid things during interviews with magazines.
C. She says stupid things during concerts.
D. As if “All of the Above” isn’t […]
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July 21st, 2008
Let’s play “Guess the Cheese” for a moment.
Here’s a Jessica Simpson quote from her Saturday night country music concert debut in Wisconsin. Despite our self-proclaimed foodie status, we aren’t able to identify precisely what kind of cheese Simpson employs in this dedication to Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo, but a curdled dairy product it is indeed:
“He throws a […]
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July 2nd, 2008
Wait a minute. Wait a doggone, teeth-picking, wedgie-picking (we’re lookin’ at you, Rafa), how-far-from-here-is-Bora Bora minute.
We thought Brett Favre retired.
We saw him get all verklempt at his farewell speech.
And now we read that he’s contemplating a comeback with his beloved Green Bay Packers?
Sure, next you’ll tell us that the Tampa Bay Rays leading the AL East or […]
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July 2nd, 2008
It’s neither a bomb nor da bomb, but Jessica Simpson’s country single “Come on Over” is creeping into the Top 30 of Billboard’s country chart.
Did you just raise your eyebrow and think, “Really?” ‘Cause that’s what we did when we discovered that Tony Romo’s blonder, lingerie-hawking half wasn’t laughed out of Nashville.
Jessica Simpson, possibly laughing and on […]
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June 19th, 2008
LA Galaxy star David Beckham has bared almost all of it for Emporio Armani once more.
The tighty-whities campaign hit the billboards on Wednesday and is slated for Vanity Fair and other print media in August. Here are a couple of shots from the ladykiller ads, which are likely to inspire optimistic wives and girlfriends everywhere […]
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June 15th, 2008
Game 5 of the NBA Championship Finals, here already.
Now that we’ve had a few days to reflect on the way the L.A. Lakers blew a 24-point lead in Game 4 and gave the now 3-1 Boston Celtics a chance to clinch the title tonight, we think we know what happened to Jack Nicholson’s favorite team.
Here are the […]
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June 13th, 2008
Marko Jaric of the Minnesota Timberwolves had a ring on his mind Thrusday night during Game 4 of the NBA Finals (Go Celtics!), but it wasn’t a championship ring.
No, Jaric had the other important ring in mind: the one he gave his now-bride-to-be, Victoria’s Secret supermodel Adriana Lima.
The Brazilian knockout and her Serb honey have […]
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June 9th, 2008
Note to Gisele Bundchen: You aren’t the only QB arm charm with a lingerie link. Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo’s lightbulb squeeze* Jessica Simpson is launching Jessica Simpson Intimates, a line of sexy underthings hoping to wean chicks from their VS loyalty. (Not happending for this bloggerette. Vickie’s all the way!)
Jessica Simpson, possibly scoping out Tanika Ray’s […]
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June 2nd, 2008
Stealing a page right out of the Katie Holmes Thesaurus,* Jessica Simpson is certain of at least one thing. Well, we mean besides the fact (finally) that Chicken of the Sea is tuna, not chicken.
The sure thing? That lil’ sis Ashlee Simpson, who just had a shotgun wedding recently married the Fall Out Boys’ Pete […]
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