April 29th, 2008
Yesterday we did a cutting-edge post (see how well our marketing background serves us?) on the 10-year affair between Roger Clemens and country singer Mindy McCready.
As expected, everyone who has a stake in this—Clemens, McCready, and Clemens nemesis/steroid abuse whistleblower Brian McNamee—took turns stirring the pot.
One series of events, three interpretations. Actually, make that four, […]
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April 28th, 2008
2008 is not a good year for Roger Clemens.
If the steroid abuse scandal and ensuing war with ex-trainer Brian McNamee put Clemens in the hot seat, the allegations that he had a 10-year affair with Mindy McCready should make those congressional hearings seem like a bachelor party.
The rumor is that country croonerette/jailbird and parole violator McCready […]
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April 3rd, 2008
We were on to something back in February when we wondered aloud whether syringe-collecting Brian McNamee had big plans to open a weirdo museum of Clemens memorabilia.
He hasn’t exactly set up shop and, unfortunately from a blog foddah standpoint, none of the medical waste he collected from Roger Clemens in on the market. (Yet . […]
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March 21st, 2008
How else do you explain the oddball—what the heck, we’ll call it this anyway—”accident” that befell his former trainer and steroid whistleblower Brian McNamee?
Yesterday afternoon McNamee passed out behind the wheel and drove his Lexus head-on into a bus. No one was seriously injured, so there’s a good chance the Clemens clan was seriously amused.
The curious subplot […]
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February 25th, 2008
We were all caught up in Oscar fever last night, critiquing fashion choices (Heidi Klum’s red dress was da bomb) and presentations (can you believe how freakin’ jittery Katherine Heigl was? We thought it was a ruse . . . but no, she really was that nervous). Then we realized how totally overlooked the sports […]
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February 10th, 2008
The Roger Clemens Show has one plot twist after another.
Just this week we had The Rocket’s 5-hour congressional hearing; gauze-wielding, syringe-saving Brian McNamee’s testimony; and McNamee’s claim that Debbie Clemens had an intimate encounter with an HGH injection. And now we have Penn professors joining the all-star cast.
Last month, Clemens’ agent Randy Hendricks issued an […]
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February 8th, 2008
Truth be told, we weren’t that surprised when Brian McNamee fingered Roger Clemens as a steroid kinda guy, whether it’s true or not. But nevah evah did we think Debbie Clemens, The Rocket’s daintier half, would be among The Chosen Ones.
McNamee claims that Mrs. Clemens, looking pretty darn buff here in a 2003 Sports Illustrated […]
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February 8th, 2008
Since Roger Clemens and Bill Belichick are more fun than at least three barrels of monkeys (each), we thought we’d add a fourth barrel via a pretend Q & A with The Rocket.
The catch? All the answers by “Roger Clemens” are actually quotes from the Bill Belichick telecon a few days after the New England Patriots became dead […]
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February 8th, 2008
So, Roger Clemens‘ trainer-turned-whistleblower-turned-laswuit-recipient Brian McNamee has proof. Indeed, McNamee presented photographic evidence of the Rocket’s alleged steroid abuse to a congressional committee. We weren’t sold on it until we saw that crushed beer can. Then we knew Roger was guilty! . . . Or not.
You know, we don’t want to take a congressional hearing lightly, but—wait a minute, […]
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