Jessica Simpson Allegedly Flunks Pregnancy Test
On any given trip to the supermarket, you’ll find tabloid headlines shrieking the latest on Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. On again, off again, ready to wed, ready to split, Jessica making annoying “I’m just like you” claims. . . oh wait, that last one was our personal gripe.
Moving on: The most rumor is that the duo had a false positive on a pregnancy test. Apparently, the family of the Dallas Cowboys QB was none too happy when they thought a bun was in the Simpson oven.
What upset them more–the idea of an out-of-wedlock grandchild or the realization that neither Jess nor Papa Joe would be out of the picture any time soon?
Oh no, quick! Someone revive the Cowboys fans! Tell them not to worry, the IQ section of the gene pool is still safe. No Simpson-Romo spawn expected. Yet.
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, Alleged Almost Parents-to-Be
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J. Simpson to be Romo’s baby mama | The Sports Culture
Aug 11, 2008 at 11:02 am
[…] been boinking her without his helmet on, if you know what we mean. Simpson is rumored to be pregnant with Romo’s baby. Well, either Romo’s or the mail […]
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