If A-Rod Throws a Party and No One Shows, Is It Still a Party?
Forget pity parties. Alex Rodriguez can’t even throw a genuinely festive bash after the All-Star game and have people show up.
His New York Yankees teammates blew him off as did Madonna (yes, he had the stones to invite her, according to the New York Post via Yahoo!). Mom-Rod was there as well as Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes.
Apparently—and this is almost too weird to be true, but you never know—there were plenty of well-endowed ladies shaking their groove thang to Material Girl. (What, no one tripped the light fantastic to Hung Up?).
Derek Jeter, however, threw a well-attended shindig that included rumored squeeze toy Minka Kelly, Michael Jordan, and Yankees superfan Billy Crystal.
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Derek Jeter, smiling in advance of the All-Star festivities. You can tell he knows that no one’s going to A-Rod’s party.
Speaking of parties and squeezes, we’re pretty sure former NESN reporter Hazel Mae got her skank flirt on at the going-away (”But not fast enough,” said the bloggerette) party she threw for herself in Boston. Thanks to vigilant Prospero for the heads-up.
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