Gossip On Sports - The Latest Dish On and Off the Field

Does Eva Longoria Have a Clue?

by Jodie Lynn Boduch on March 19th, 2008

If you think Eva Longoria doesn’t have a clue, you’d be wrong. She has the birthday party pictures to prove it.

Are you thinking, WTF? Hey, so was Eva!

OK, enough with the games. Well, not really, or else we wouldn’t be able to explain the theme for Eva’s birthday bash: the boardgame Clue.

* waits patiently while readers have an “A-ha!” moment regarding the opening lines of the post*

Indeed, San Antonio Spurs star Tony Parker planned one heck of a party for his wife. (Sorry, Mike H. You may not want to read any further).

Eva turned 33 on the ides of March—the 15th for those of you not up on your Julius Caesar references—and kicked off the good times in Miami. Upon heading home to Texas, Tony surprised her with a celebration that included a scavenger hunt, dinner at a (kind of) castle, and a “real-life” version of Clue, according to People. We’re pretty sure that “real-life” is only partly true and that the partygoer portraying Col. Mustard didn’t actually bash in Mrs. Peacock’s skull with the lead pipe in the Study. But you never know.

The biggest surprise? No Tony! But this pesky Spurs Coyote mascot followed her around like, uh, a dog in heat. That’s because—ta da!—Tony was wearing the mascot costume.

And then everyone had Eva’s favorite cake, Betty Crocker yellow with chocolate frosting.

See, the stars really are like us.

Share This

Related Stories

Eva Longoria Passes Gas, Keeps the Mystery
Tony Parker’s Heels
When Bloggers Have Fantasy Chicks
Bench-Clearing Brawl Between Yanks and Rays
Yet Another Celebrity You-Know-What Tape

POSTED IN: Basketball, Celebrities