August 20th, 2008
Hold on while we laugh at our unintentional pun about Playboy poser and Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard “covering up.”
Moving on: Beard is showing off her backstroke prowess, so to speak, in response to remarks she made on a radio talk show. When asked about rumors linking her to Michael Phelps, she did her best to hold in […]
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August 18th, 2008
There’s an alarming, not to say inexplicable, new trend in ex-wrestlers whose continued fame continues to perplex us who get their own television shows.
It all started with Hulk Hogan. First there was the reality show—which, for all its flaws, is at least better than Kim Kardashian’s waste of Nielsen space—situated in the Hogan household. (This was […]
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August 10th, 2008
On any given trip to the supermarket, you’ll find tabloid headlines shrieking the latest on Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. On again, off again, ready to wed, ready to split, Jessica making annoying “I’m just like you” claims. . . oh wait, that last one was our personal gripe.
Moving on: The most rumor is that the duo had a false positive […]
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August 3rd, 2008
Ok everyone, we don’t normally start the post with collective breathing exercises, but today is different. We’re revisiting a topic more overdone than Kathy Griffin’s plastic surgery.
Brett Favre. The Green Bay Packers. Reinstatement.
Wait! Don’t get worked up! That’s why we need to do the breathing exercises. Everyone now: Slow, deep breaths through the nose. Exhale completely […]
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August 1st, 2008
The Alex Rodriguez divorce drama has simmered down in recent weeks, pleas for the Madonna rumors to be false—in lieu of recent paparazzi pics—notwithstanding.
However, with A-Rod publicly commenting for the first time since the July 7 doomsday filing, we couldn’t resist the urge to take another swipe at our least favorite New York Yankee.
People.com ran […]
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July 31st, 2008
Does New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick have some kind of videotape fetish?
Everyone knows about the so-called Spygate shenanigans and the fallout (including the false story on the Pats taping the Rams, for which sports writer John Tomase is still paying). But the latest rumor linking Bill Belichick to a videotape is a little less […]
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July 26th, 2008
Yes, we heard the latest rumor about Brett Favre talking to the New York Jets, and no, we don’t know why he’d want to go play for Eric “Don’t I Look Like Frosty the Snowman” Mangini. (Don’t mind us. We’re just New England Patriots fans, which means our post-Spygate feelings for the portly coach are about as […]
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July 24th, 2008
Question: Why is Jessica Simpson such an easy target for bloggers?
A. She says stupid things on television, be it an interview or, once upon a time, any one of numerous head-scratching moments from “Newlyweds.”
B. She says stupid things during interviews with magazines.
C. She says stupid things during concerts.
D. As if “All of the Above” isn’t […]
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July 11th, 2008
It all makes sense now. Hulk Hogan’s affair with Brooke’s erstwhile pal Christiane Plante, 17-year-old Nick Hogan’s time in the clink, mom/cougar Linda’s 19-year-old boy toy (also Brooke’s friend), and maybe even the squicky Daddy-rubs-lotion photos.
Yes, all the Hogan family drama was sketched out by the Man Upstairs. According to Brooke’s remarks via People.com, the […]
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July 4th, 2008
Venus and Serena Williams will meet in the women’s final at Wimbledon tomorrow. We’ll be en route to SoHo and will miss the match, but we’re guessing that the losing Williams sister is far more likely to credit her opponent than we’re accustomed to seeing from the talented duo.
Our beloved, way-way-up-on-a-pedestal-for-us Roger Federer will meet Rafael Nadal in […]
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