Brett Favre’s Cell Phone Messages
Yes, we heard the latest rumor about Brett Favre talking to the New York Jets, and no, we don’t know why he’d want to go play for Eric “Don’t I Look Like Frosty the Snowman” Mangini. (Don’t mind us. We’re just New England Patriots fans, which means our post-Spygate feelings for the portly coach are about as warm as a Slush Puppie).
Maybe someone should ask John Madden? Or at least Frank Caliendo doing John Madden?
Anyway, Frank Coffey and his Goodfellas at eTrueSports did their usual digging for the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and here’s what they came up with the other day on the Favre front.
Top Eleven Messages on Brett Favre’s Cell
11. “This is Brad, call me back on a pay phone.”
10. “You kidding? Minneapolis is much warmer!”
9. “Go west on I-94 to Cedar, take a left and a quarter mile down there’s a diner … “
8. “No, Jesse Ventura is not the governor anymore and, no, you won’t have to shake his hand.”
7. “Okay, okay, we’ll set the thermostat to 78.”
6. “You’ll never have to see some dope wearing cheese on his head again. It’s illegal in Minnesota. Really.”
5. “Tell Deena the schools are great.”
4. ”Brett, this is Coach McCarthy, please call me back.”
3. “The Twin cities is really a misnomer, you won’t ever have to set foot in St. Paul.”
2. “Just deny everything, they can’t prove nuthin.’”
1. “You can run around as much as you want, we hate set plays!”
Tags: brett favre, eric-mangini, etruesports, Football, frank caliendo, frank coffey, john madden, new-york-jets, nlf, satire, spygate
2 opinions for Brett Favre’s Cell Phone Messages
Cherie Lampley
Jul 26, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Thanks for the link!
Jodie
Jul 30, 2008 at 11:57 am
You are most welcome!
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