Beckham vs. Brady and Boxers vs. Briefs
Welcome to Smackdown: The 2007-2008 Ultimate Underwear Bout!
Just the other day, we brought to your attention—with a YouTube video, besides—a Very Important rumor that Tom Brady might showcase his sack-worthy tush model underwear for Calvin Klein.
Now, just as ladies everywhere are recovering from the swoon, comes word that another sports hottie is about to stand proud in his skivvies: Soccer star David Beckham of the Los Angeles Galaxy will do an underwear campaign for Emporio Armani.
Did Beckham’s wife Victoria, a.k.a “Posh Spice,” actually crack a smile upon hearing the news? Let’s see:
(Photo: WireImage.com)
Yeah, we didn’t think so.
Well, we’re pretty happy about it. The potential for blush-inducing jokes here—not to mention, foddah for b5 celeb threads critic The Snarkstress—makes it truly a gift from the Blog Deities. The Battle of the Bulge(s). Semper Ubi Sub Ubi (That’s Bacchus’ fave Latin pun. ”Always where under where.” Get it?). Overnight Package Delivery Guaranteed. Bend It Like Beckham . . . and Brady!
Do you think maybe, if we say pretty please with Gisele and Victoria on top (wow, another pun!) someone will hire us to write copy for the ad campaigns?
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1 opinion for Beckham vs. Brady and Boxers vs. Briefs
Nice Guy 27
Mar 26, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Well since we’ve all seen David in his briefs enough time I’m ready for fresh meat. I don’t care for Tom that much but he is hot enough that I wouldn’t mind seeing what the rest of the team sees in the lockerroom.
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