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A Very Brief History of Tony Romo’s Lap Dances

by Jodie Lynn Boduch on March 5th, 2008

Celebrity trivia: What do Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson have in common?

Whoa! That’s a loaded question that could lead to some pretty snarky answers. Let’s rephrase that:

What do Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson have in common concerning Tony Romo?

Answer (as if you couldn’t tell by the post title): Both busty, blonde paparazzi bait pop artists have given lap dances to the Dallas Cowboys quarterback.

Yes, we think the Britney lap dance is scary, too. Conveniently enough, it allegedly happened (per Ryan Seacrest) around Halloween. Creepy coincidence? We think not.

The Jessica lap dance isn’t scary and but definitely drifts into TMI with visual aids. Tony (and everyone else in the nightclub) were treated to Jessica’s wiggle routine to the tune ”Hips Don’t Lie” by Shakira. And if you want another song ruined once and for all, note that Tony Romo apparently guzzled champagne to the ditty “Your the One That I Want” from Grease. (How does one drink “along with” a song?).

So, is true that “Hips Don’t Lie”? Only Tony Romo knows for sure.

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