A Naughty Tape of Tom and Gisele?
The unconfirmed rumor, explained here and originating from Page Six, claims that there’s a you-know-what tape of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen.
It. Gets. Better.
The alleged documentary evidence isn’t just of the New England Patriots QB getting um, a close-up of his chick’s—we’re guessing here—Brazilian bikini wax in a snoozer locale like a bedroom.
No. Apparently, and we’re holding a container of Morton’s salt as we report this, the happy couple got busy in a wine cellar . . . in a restaurant. (Please keep your filthy “popping the cork” references to yourself). Hooray for well-placed security tapes!
Caption: Are Tom and Gisele hiding from the guy in charge of the security tapes for that restaurant?
Our first thought was “Yeah, right. We should be so lucky. The Blog Deities are never quite that generous with the foddah.”
Our second thought was ”How can we get our hands on this before it hits YouTube?”
Our third thought was . . . you know, probably not something we should post on a PG-13 blog. Never mind.
P.S. Kudos to devoted reader Pat for helping out the blog foddah cause!
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