5 Best Valentines in the Sports World
Check out these 5 highly-probable Valentines to and from athletes, coaches, and a Senator on a mission.
1. Davean George to his Dallas Mavericks teammates
You guys mean SO much to me, I don’t even know where to begin. I know you had your heart set on Jason Kidd, but can’t you see that I belong here, not him? I’ve never felt this way about any other team. I want each and every one of you to be my Valentine. Come on, group hug!
2. Andy Pettitte to Roger Clemens
We’ve been through a lot together, bro. You’re probably a little upset with me for tattling on you to Congress, so please accept these Godiva truffles. Remember, a wise man once said, “Life is life a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re going to get.” My love to Debbie.
3. Eli Manning to Tom Brady
I never thought I’d pour out my heart to another quarterback, but . . . I love you, man. The way you and your team choked like that at the Super Bowl so I could get my first ring . . . I don’t know, Peyton and I underestimated your generosity. You rock.
4. Tom Coughlin to Bill Belichick
You make me feel special, Bill. Before you came along I was just another surly coach about to get a pink slip. But when I figured out that the media trashes you even more than they do me, it was love at first sight. That whole losing the Super Bowl thing was icing on the cake. Would you be my Valentine? P.S. Love, love, LOVE the red hoodie!
5. Sen. Arlen Specter to the Philadelphia Eagles
I had an emotional epiphany during this past NFL season, and you guys are at the heart of it. You know this Spygate witchunt I’m on, putting Roger Goodell in the hot seat and all? It’s for YOU, all of you, that I’m doing this. Here’s to a wonderful 2008 season, you special, special guys.
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